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The reason the term PAUSE wont ever die

May 26th, 2009

So Spectacular from Pretty Ricky decided to issue a challenge to all the other young cats in the music game (Bow Wow, Trey Songz, Omarion et al). The fact that he came up with this idea is not the craziest part. The craziest part is that presumably a room full of people saw this and said, “Word Sun! Thats a CRAZY IDEA!! We will KILL them with this!!!” Why do I get the feeling that these cats that were challenged are sitting back saying, “Naw homie. You can consider yourself the winner of that contest.”

I get it. They want attention for the new single but do we have to go THIS far? VAN DAMN

Comedy

Definition of a FAIL

May 22nd, 2009

NOT a good look. Charles Hamilton gets SNUFFED!

Talking shit while wearing pink headphones and getting the BIZNESS = Not a Good look

Comedy

CIPHA SOUNDS - More Fire Mix 5.3.09

May 6th, 2009

In honor of last night’s kick off of the Boston edition of his Dont Get Gassed comedy series, here’s a new mix from Ciph. Tracklist & links after the link. Read more…

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Remind me to never get this dude mad

February 2nd, 2009

Sorry yall I have been fallin’ back because of my birthday but I am back on my schedule. And I am back just in time to display the latest beef. This time its 50 vs Rick Ross. Ross shot a line at 50 on his single and then 50 came back with a vow to “fuck up” Rick’s life.

50 might be a diabolical genius. When he goes in, HE GOES IN! I knew this was going to be special when he released what amounted to a teaser trailer for the beef. Then he come with a cartoon called “Officer Ricky”. Now he sits down with Rick Ross’ BM. (Insert the Flavor Flav voice here) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

I hope I am wrong but this is not going to end well.

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Not the best of looks

January 24th, 2009

COUNT IT!!!

January 18th, 2009

Yung Berg gets locked

January 15th, 2009

This dude CANT win for losing. He needs to go home and think this all over.

Peep the latest adventures in the Yung Berg tomcoonery

[worldstar HA04Iu8GUUSiVVFT]

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So You Think Your Having A Bad Day?!?

January 14th, 2009

Puffy Is Poison?!?

January 13th, 2009

Shout out to my man B for putting me on to this. He is a Puff fan but he couldnt deny the humor in this one. In the interest of being fair I included one of Diddy’s responses.

Best parts?
“She’s not talented. She could have destroyed her career herself. Singlehandedly.”
“Flava In Your Ear is cool but its no flava in your face!”
“They had that album Banned From TV and ended up being banned from existence.”
“Ain’t that a qualification to be a singer? You gotta sing, dont you?”

COM-O-DY!!!

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Where I Won’t Be Staying On Vacation

January 12th, 2009

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